Wednesday, June 1, 2011

Name our Blog contest!

Hey folks!


Hulksmash (his additions in BLUE) and I spent a couple hours the other night talking about the name of the blog. “Hulksmash’s Homeplace” seems to be missing a dash of awesomeness. Obviously the first thing we did was look at the names of other blogs.


Bald and Screaming
Blood of Kittens
YTTH
3++
House of Paincakes


Short, sweet, easy to remember. We tried thinking of some acronyms. I thought “Dash&Smash” was clever because of the connotation to fleeting and then assaulting. Hulksmash was miffed to have my name first and thought “Smash&Dash” was a better idea because of the connotation of breaking and entering.


I made obligatory sexual jokes. Like “Brad and Dash’s Space Marines” and people could just call our blog BDSM. Insert jokes about gaining 40k fans from people doing internet searches for non-40k related….stuff. I wanted it named “Preternaturally Extra New and Inclusive Shouting.” Or some other combination of 5 words starting with those letters in that order. (Pervert)


Ultimately, we settled on “Putting the Win in WAAC” Teaching baby seals to club back. The problem is that we would then have two slogans; one for a blog name and one for a slogan. I can see “XXXXXX: Teaching Baby Seals to Fight Back by Putting the Win in WAAC”(eww...no, to long) or something….but those are too long. Nor did “Baby Seal Hunter Hunters” work or “Baby Seal School” ….none of those are 40k like Hulksmash wanted. He specifically wants a blog name associated with a 40k term. This is so it is inclusive of more than just one or two authors since I have vain dreams of having multiple authors for this blog.

I was like Ok, name our blog “Codex: Awesome” or “Codex: Baby Seals” or something. We also discussed combining our 40k tastes into a name. I only play Xenos armies, he prefers Imperium armies, and I suggested “Imperial Xenos” but that doesn’t make sense. Imperium Loving Xenos or its opposite didn’t either. I thought about having it named “Waaaugh!” or something about us on the Waaaugh! But that’s ork specific, and he doesn’t really play Orks (lies! they just aren't painted!), and I don’t play them much anymore.


I also suggested “4+ it” which is a common thing to dread hearing in a tournament….but both of us are clean on rules and that name suggests that rules arguments can go either way. Plus I'm laid back and Dash without booze is not so much :)


So! Hulksmash and Dashofpepper are looking for a 40k related blog name that isn’t specific to only the two of us, short enough to be a blog name, memorable, and not taken by someone else. This is a CONTEST! The winner of the contest (if anyone wins) will be given a free all access pass to sexual favors from Hulksmash’s Hive Tyrant (new pretty Finecast one!). *insert obligatory BDSM joke*. Or maybe a box set from the piles of loot laying around my and Dash's houses! Same goes for anyone willing to do a little work on a new banner for the site. (Let's face it, no one works for free...cept Dash!!!!!)


Lets hear your ideas! As always, click the ads to pour pennies into magical sock that I intend to steal from Hulksmash and club him with.

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I'm still partial to "JOTWW can suck it"
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newtoncain · 721 weeks ago

"Spice Jerky", Noobs guide to 40K

or

"No Trolling Zone", practical guide to 40K tactics
I see that Hulk has upped the stakes to free loot! o.O

And kindly volunteered some of my own. *shakes fist at closet full of free loot from tournaments*

JOTWW can suck it is too specific, and too long for a blog name.
Spice Jerky isn't 40k related.
No Trolling Zone isn't 40k related.

For slogans, we're going with either "Putting the Win in WAAC" or "Teaching Baby Seals to Club Back."

Now we just need a name to go with the slogan.
Cool I like naming things lol. Have you considered "Imperial Law" Fits 40k theme, isn't taken by any other blogs, easy to remember, has that solid we know what we are talking about feel. Isn't army specific. Just my initial thought.
2 replies · active 721 weeks ago
40K is a Drinking Game
1 reply · active 721 weeks ago
Space Hulk of Pepper?
Or just Hulk of Pepper! *laughing*

I think he would reject that for the same reason he did Dash&Smash. And even Smash&Dash
Beyond Banned
1 reply · active 721 weeks ago
Crouching Seal, Hidden WAAC,
(too long?)

Purity Seals
(que groans of bad pun........)

I have too much time on my hands :p
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Stewiekitten · 721 weeks ago

what about initiative seized or Being Obscured?

Stewiekitten
1 reply · active 721 weeks ago
Peppered Hulk.
40k and the Restless... ya know, cause the drama follows ya around. :D
I'm liking the puns and wordplay!
2 replies · active 721 weeks ago
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Slingersam · 721 weeks ago

How about

40K UNDER DOGS
Slogan: Rising to POWER

or

Smack Da WAAC
Where winning at all costs isn't everything
"Codex: Awesome" is awesome.
Lasguns4Losers L4L (as in you are arming those losers)
Tactical Insertion
Cover Slaves
Heavy 2 (assuming you're both slightly overweight)
Blood Sweat and Green Stuff
1 reply · active 721 weeks ago
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Elias Macale · 721 weeks ago

Deep Strike Mishaps
A Random Chance of Skill OR Cloudy with a Chance of Skill (Playing off the Dice vs. Skill arguments)
Markedly (or Massively) Skilled Underdogs (MSU)
1 reply · active 721 weeks ago
Well Timed Reserves Roll
w00t another blog using IntenseDebate. The silent revolution is winning.

Ahem.

There are a couple things to consider. Do you want to get googled a lot? Most 40k sites don't get a bunch of google hits other than things for very specific because their website titles have nothing to do with 40k. As Dash mentioned earlier being able to put an acronym to it is also important so people remember it, etc.

Otherwise make it personal I feel. Something that rings true to you and what you like.
2 replies · active 721 weeks ago
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Easternheretic · 721 weeks ago

I'll give it a go.

Religous conotations/overtones:
The 40K way of Life
The Book of 40K
The 40K Scrolls

Word play:
Smashing Peppers

Trying to be too clever:
Th Pen & Brush of 40K

And keeping it simple:
Hulksmash with a Dash of Pepper's Blog of DOOM.
Those Fucking Guys!

Or TFG :P
Calm Before The Stormblade
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MajorWesJanson · 721 weeks ago

Heroic Intervention
Pinning Check
STC- Standard Tournament Complaints
Rending Dice
Scoring Units
Chapter Tactics
Drop Dead Dice
Weighted Chance Cube
Deathstrike out of Range? (DooR?)
No "I" in Kill Team
Kill Team Team Killers
Drop Pod Insults
Roll for Scatter
Scatter Dice Everywhere
Carving Hearts and Minds
AP Zero
Rogue Trader Surplus
AV 15
Stealing the Initiative
1 reply · active 721 weeks ago
I'm partial to:

WAAC-Sauce: Now with Fresh Clubbed Baby Seal!

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